You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond.
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds
if you don’t remember actively wishing for a t-mobile sidekick you aren’t old enough for friendship w/ me